My latest Reader Weekly column hit the stands today. It begins charmingly:

“Reason’s syphilitic step-uncle was busy. Rationalization had been summoned once again by his master to enter the ears of weak-minded men…”

You can read it at a Reader Weekly stand near you or on their website or at my old site www.snowbizz.com.

I’ve wanted to tell one of these anecdotes for twenty years.

About the author

Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:

https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty