My latest Reader Weekly column hit the stands today. It begins charmingly:

“Reason’s syphilitic step-uncle was busy. Rationalization had been summoned once again by his master to enter the ears of weak-minded men…”

You can read it at a Reader Weekly stand near you or on their website or at my old site www.snowbizz.com.

I’ve wanted to tell one of these anecdotes for twenty years.

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