Raising Cain

This NPR story raises the possibility that a handful of Florida voters who went to the miniscule straw ballot actually think Pizza magnate Herman Cain would be a good candidate.

Herman is certainly not the cretin that last night’s lame SNL opening pictured him to be. Still, he’s a bromide spewing black alternative to the many great white hopes the GOP has trotted out to do battle with a (gasp) intellectual.

Sho nuf cain’t stand any of that brainiac crappola. Jes give us a hero who can aw shucks his way through a Presidential campaign without sticking his cowboy boot in his mouth. We’uns don’t want none of that babygirl vaccinating, Mexican illegal educatin, Anti-American horse hockey either.

About the author

Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:

https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty