This NPR story raises the possibility that a handful of Florida voters who went to the miniscule straw ballot actually think Pizza magnate Herman Cain would be a good candidate.
Herman is certainly not the cretin that last night’s lame SNL opening pictured him to be. Still, he’s a bromide spewing black alternative to the many great white hopes the GOP has trotted out to do battle with a (gasp) intellectual.
Sho nuf cain’t stand any of that brainiac crappola. Jes give us a hero who can aw shucks his way through a Presidential campaign without sticking his cowboy boot in his mouth. We’uns don’t want none of that babygirl vaccinating, Mexican illegal educatin, Anti-American horse hockey either.
