I got an April Fools column in the last Reader

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It was in addition to my account of the East High meeting of Practicing-Democracy. I got a thank you from chief organizer Jen Schultz who texted me that there is a hyphen between ing and Dem. I replied to the effect that she was triggering all the people who don’t like hyphenated Americans.

It begins:

Among the best-selling items in Maga world are golden cufflinks, presidential pardons, 3D “MAGAnum” toy guns inspired by ICE raids and, it goes without saying, red caps. These items once paid the president’s legal bills along with outright donations but these days they are no longer needed. They are all pure pocket change for the Prez. Donald Trump’s legal bills are now covered by billionaires and the law firms that once took his Administration to Court. As the President has explained, extorsion is one more crime that is no longer enforced against our “First Citizen” since he was reelected to save America!

DAMN EXTORTION IS SPELLED WITH TWO T’s. Read the rest here.

About the author

Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:
https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty