Now let me show you how I really feel

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The Welty brothers agree. My bro sent me this while I was still in bed and I jumped up to put it on the blog. I told him it perfectly represents how I feel in the most brutally honest way without using an uzi to make the point. Uzis are coward’s toys.

My brother told me he was tempted to post it on Facebook but that it is probably a little too offensive. My wife found the constant referrals to wanking and cock sucking off putting but she couldn’t disagree with the summary of our president’s stupidity and cowardice. In the last post you read me explain in equally coarse language that I consider our Vice President Vance to gargling in public with Trump’s semen. I know saying that will seem offensive to some of the people taking a chainsaw to or democracy. I’m offended by their chainsaw. If they push the point too far I might have to take the coward’s path and buy an uzi.

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Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:

https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty