Cursing Gary

At last night’s special meeting of the Duluth School Board its attorney Ms. Torgerson handed over a resolution vowing to boil any school board member in oil who talked to a taxpayer that was suing the School District. After passing her resolution the Board’s majority danced around a model of the Red Plan while sprinkling the eye of a newt, an orangutan’s toenail, scales from the wing of a dragon and the ashes of a burned US Constitution over it, all the while chanting that they would impose this punishment on any Board member who violated their curse.