At last night’s special meeting of the Duluth School Board its attorney Ms. Torgerson handed over a resolution vowing to boil any school board member in oil who talked to a taxpayer that was suing the School District. After passing her resolution the Board’s majority danced around a model of the Red Plan while sprinkling the eye of a newt, an orangutan’s toenail, scales from the wing of a dragon and the ashes of a burned US Constitution over it, all the while chanting that they would impose this punishment on any Board member who violated their curse.
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Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty
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