After seeing this I think I understand why my wife banned me from her mornings. I was a morning person and she wasn’t. This is why we’ve recently given up caffeinated coffee.
About the author
Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty