Word is out from critic Bolton that Trump spends his first hour and a half of the day having cosmeticians build his thinning hair into a shield. When it poops out he has an endless supply of red maggot hats to hide his baldness on those windy days where photographers can catch him in gusty weather.
I’ve thought for a long time he probably looks a lot like the first President who posed for a daguerreotype John Quincy Adams one of my favorite, though eventually unpopular, presidents.
A story in either the Times of the Post todays explains that he was an early adopter of the flattering image starting in the era of portraiture but he didn’t like his early photographs at all. Because they took minutes to take a subject had to freeze his facial features to avoid blurring. The image of Adams is remarkably similar to Trump and what Trump would look like if he simply wore his hair short.
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