My Jen Schultz amendment is ready for production

I’ll probably start slapping them on my lawnsigns tomorrow. I stopped going door to door at the dorms. I might pick it up again after I put up 100 lawnsigns. That will be 75 more than I had time to put up before Grandma’s Marathon in June. They all came down after the primary. Now they will have new significance. Pete “I sewed my lips together” Stauber who is on a ticket with Governor Candidate “Dr. Don’t vaccinate against covid” Jenson who believes kids pee in kitty litter in Minnesota’s schools and a Secretary of State candidate who thinks Trump won the election are all collecting lint in Donald Trump’s pocket.

My signs mean to explain that these candidates are badly mutated Republicans.

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