Records & dreck like this

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I broke another record yesterday. Just under 200 visitors. All four statistical categories were crushed. But in my haste and enthusiasm I misreported the total visitors for the month. I’ve had over 3000 “visits” to Lincoln Democrat in April but only 623 different “visitors.” Since the beginning of the year I’ve had 2,745 different visitors including that fellow from Malaysia I mentioned earlier who together paid just under 13,000 visits. Golly, there are a lot of gluttons for punishment out there on the Internet!

I won’t be breaking any records today because I actually have some personal business to attend to so I won’t be doing much posting. Fresh stuff is what brings readers back. Besides, I wrote enough yesterday to cover a typical week. Dreary long posts too. I’ll be lucky if any of yesterday’s visitors ever dare return. Oh the lawyers probably will……..looking for something to use against me in court, no doubt. They get paid to read dreck like this.

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