And send the rest to jail

Perhaps Schools were designed to drain the life out of children. I’d like to think that was part of the reason I never made it as a teacher.

“These are students who demonstrate great daring, creativity and teamwork during long hours playing shoot’em-up multiplayer video games, a much maligned pursuit that teaches any number of valuable cognitive skills. Yet in the classroom, they stare blankly at chalkboards when they’re not stealing glances at smartphones, doing just enough to avoid being singled out and punished.”

And let’s test the hell out of them while we’re at it. OK Kids! Just what were the 14 points?

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