Why be stoopid and take your SATS when you can buy a better test taker?

Now its Siberia that’s gushing green house gasses into the atmosphere. But why should we believe the scientists at the Smithsonian magazine when we have a dork, who hired a smart kid to take his SAT’s to get into college, to tell us he will withold money from schools that choose the lives of their students over opening in September.

Education, knowledge, the lives of our children! Tosh. That’s nothing compared to the importance of reelecting Donald Trump! He makes white men without college degrees feel better about themselves. They can tell their president is dumber than they are. I guess that makes them feel better.

And that goes for his little dog, Pete Stauber, too.

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