Why the Civil War up north?

The Timberjay outlines 11 reasons.

Number 8:8. Conflict of Interest:

There is a serious conflict of interest in hiring a construction company to come up with a school reorganization plan. The design of the buildings maximizes linear runs for the benefit of Johnson Controls’ primary business. The buildings have a high surface area to volume ratio, more appropriate for California than northern Minnesota.

About the author

Harry is a ferociously good natured eccentric in Duluth Minnesota who detests traitors dressed up as Uncle Sam. You can find somewhat better edited writings of his at the Duluth Reader "contributors." page. The URL is:

https://duluthreader.com/contributors/h/84/284-harry-welty