Speaking of the School Board

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more, is a congress.
John Adams

2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
Mark Twain

3. A government, which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

4. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

5. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

6. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

7. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.
Pericles (430 B.C.)

8. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end, and no responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan

9. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain

10. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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