{"id":9470,"date":"2013-09-04T10:56:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T15:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=9470"},"modified":"2013-09-04T10:56:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T15:56:18","slug":"whats-the-difference-between-a-methodist-and-a-baptist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=9470","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a College Republican smoking grass with a future Congressman I had this brief exchange with one of the CR top bannanas:<\/p>\n<p>Said he: &#8220;I love cocaine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then he added: &#8220;But I&#8217;m glad its illegal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which I replied: &#8220;You just want to keep it illegal because you know you won&#8217;t spend time in jail for using it!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re right.&#8221; he said perhaps a little surprised with himself.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to <a href=\"http:\/\/dish.andrewsullivan.com\/2013\/09\/04\/the-other-southern-comfort-ctd-3\/\">this great observation<\/a> about the South&#8217;s Obama hating, Red neck, pot smokers.<\/p>\n<p>Read to the end to find the difference.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a College Republican smoking grass with a future Congressman I had this brief exchange with one of the CR top bannanas:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drug-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9471,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9470\/revisions\/9471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}