{"id":853,"date":"2006-10-28T13:26:09","date_gmt":"2006-10-28T18:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=853"},"modified":"2010-11-10T06:32:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T11:32:38","slug":"pumpkins-to-carve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"Pumpkins to carve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The one thing I&#8217;m sure I will win is the distinction of spending less per vote received than either Jim Oberstar or Rod Grams.<\/p>\n<p>Rod will spend 3 or 4 hundred thousand buckeroos for his 30% share of the vote and Jim will spend around one-and-a-half million for his 60% share. If I only receive 10% of the vote my $10,000 in spending, though exceedingly modest, will have been much more potent. I&#8217;ll have gotten each voter for about 30 cents. Oberstar will have spent closer to $7 for each of his votes.<\/p>\n<p>Last night Claudia finally asked me how much I&#8217;d spent. She was appalled but laughed at the sum. It was double what I&#8217;d mentally set two months ago as a personal limit. What can I say? I was overcome by vanity. She was appalled but she also laughed ruefully as she pointed out it was a year&#8217;s tuition for some colleges. I told her that if I ever ran for anything again it would be with other people&#8217;s money.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been struggling with the darned Federal Election Commission report. I&#8217;m a lousy accountant. Even with a calculator toting up sums my fingers miss as badly as th3ey do when I&#8217;m typing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a day or two overdue on my first report. I didn&#8217;t have to turn anything in until I crossed the $5,000 spending barrier which happened at the beginning of October. I read somewhere that the fines for late reports had been reduced for tiny campaign budgets like mine. I did fax a 48-hour report to the Commission yesterday saying that I&#8217;d received (from myself) recent contributions over $1,000. Since I&#8217;ve received no PAC contributions and no donations from wealthy benefactors of greater than $200 I&#8217;m not too worried about having to pay huge fines.<\/p>\n<p>I could have worked on the report again this morning in hopes of overnighting it to the FEC but I decided to go swimming instead. I have other campaign stuff to finish off like putting up more lawnsigns. I plastered them all along 21st Ave East for the 25,000 vehicals that travel up and down its slope daily. Next I want to surround UMD with them in hopes of influencing the young independent college voters of UMD and St. Scholastica. I&#8217;ll tackle the report again on Sunday, meanwhile, I&#8217;ve got leaves to rake and Halloween pumpkins to carve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The one thing I&#8217;m sure I will win is the distinction of spending less per vote received than either Jim Oberstar or Rod Grams&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}