{"id":6044,"date":"2012-02-16T10:46:22","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T15:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=6044"},"modified":"2012-02-16T12:51:27","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T17:51:27","slug":"what-a-mess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=6044","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;What a mess!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Wednesday when our house was in the greatest state of upheaval with painter&#8217;s tarps on three levels of our home we had the grandsons over for their weekly overnight. (Readers will recall that I <a href=\"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=5593\">left the tap running<\/a> upstairs in December before retiring for bed thus flooding three floors and causing considerable mayhem)<\/p>\n<p>We prepped the boys before they arrived to discourage them from traipsing around where they would track dust and debris around the house. I&#8217;m not sure where the two-year-old Jake-ee got this expression but as we escorted him from room to room showing him the clutter of dust, paint cans and assorted painter&#8217;s equipment he would say with great emphasis, &#8220;What a Mess!&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Take him to the living room, hands on hips, &#8220;What a mess!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Show him the basement where we scooted behind temporary curtains of plastic to watch some Thomas the Tank Engine episodes on the TV &#8211; &#8220;What a mess!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Back up to the hallway leading upstairs with tarps over the carpeted stairs &#8211; &#8220;What a mess!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Into the hallway outside his bedroom and our bathroom, &#8220;What a mess!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was last Wednesday. Last night, one week later we had a fresh coat of oil paint on the stairs and bedroom and bathroom doors&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;What a mess! Grandma went online to find a bargain night at a local hotel with a swimming pool. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Wednesday when our house was in the greatest state of upheaval with painter&#8217;s tarps on three levels of our home we had the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6044"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6044"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6059,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6044\/revisions\/6059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}