{"id":458,"date":"2006-07-14T23:11:36","date_gmt":"2006-07-15T04:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=458"},"modified":"2006-07-25T17:52:25","modified_gmt":"2006-07-25T22:52:25","slug":"dung-upon-my-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"dung upon my face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I headed to St. Paul with 140 extra names to give me a safe cushion. Just before I slipped onto the highway I was stopped behind a car with two bumperstickers. The first quoted the last book of the Old Testament, Malachi 2:3 &#8211; &#8220;Behold I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your face.&#8221; The second said: &#8220;Atheists make lousy suicide bombers.&#8221; I laughed but that was before the dung.<\/p>\n<p>At the Secretary of State&#8217;s office the same young fellow who gave the forms took a look through the filled out forms I handed him\u00c2\u00a0and warned me that the people who had just put two digits like, 59, in the column for their year of birth might not be counted. That&#8217;s because it wasn&#8217;t possible to tell whether they meant that they were 59 years old or born in 1959. I protested that either way they were obviously over the age of 18. I was told that if I turned them in today I couldn&#8217;t just come in a day or two later with the rest of the names I needed if it turned out I was a few short. I&#8217;d have to start all over with only a day or two left before the deadline. It was turn them in now and take a chance that they would all be disqualified or come in after the weekend with enough signataures to make the whole petition count. I spent a few minutes and counted roughly 90 such two-digit signatures in the year of birth column.<\/p>\n<p>I made a point of telling\u00c2\u00a0the people who signed my petition\u00c2\u00a0that they had to be eighteen so it was frustrating to face the prospect of returning home and adding more names but I had no choice. I knew that there were about twenty names that wouldn&#8217;t count. That left my cushion at only about thirty signatures.<\/p>\n<p>I called Claudia and told her I wouldn&#8217;t be able to join her in Grand Rapids on Monday because I&#8217;d be driving back to the Secretary of State&#8217;s office. Now I\u00c2\u00a0need\u00c2\u00a0to gather another hundred signatures to give myself a bigger margin. Its going to be baking hot tommorw. Dung upon my face indeed.<\/p>\n<p>While\u00c2\u00a0Claudia and\u00c2\u00a0I\u00c2\u00a0watched the PBS Friday news shows we searched phone books for the phone numbers of the two digit people on my list. I&#8217;ll try to call them and get their year of birth to add to the petition. I found phone numbers for about 60 of the 90 two digit signers.<\/p>\n<p>I have to remember to channel my irritation into working my tush off.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I headed to St. Paul with 140 extra names to give me a safe cushion. Just before I slipped onto the highway I was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}