{"id":4068,"date":"2011-09-25T09:39:36","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T14:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=4068"},"modified":"2011-09-25T09:40:26","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T14:40:26","slug":"raising-cain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=4068","title":{"rendered":"Raising Cain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/itsallpolitics\/2011\/09\/24\/140775710\/in-upset-herman-cain-comes-out-on-top-of-florida-straw-poll\">NPR story<\/a> raises the possibility that a handful of Florida voters who went to the miniscule straw ballot actually think Pizza magnate Herman Cain would be a good candidate.<\/p>\n<p>Herman is certainly not the cretin that last night&#8217;s lame SNL opening pictured him to be. Still, he&#8217;s a bromide spewing black alternative to the many great white hopes the GOP has trotted out to do battle with a (gasp) intellectual. <\/p>\n<p>Sho nuf cain&#8217;t stand any of that brainiac crappola. Jes give us a hero who can aw shucks his way through a Presidential campaign without sticking his cowboy boot in his mouth. We&#8217;uns don&#8217;t want none of that babygirl vaccinating, Mexican illegal educatin, Anti-American horse hockey either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This NPR story raises the possibility that a handful of Florida voters who went to the miniscule straw ballot actually think Pizza magnate Herman&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}