{"id":37810,"date":"2026-02-04T14:30:23","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T19:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=37810"},"modified":"2026-02-05T09:00:27","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T14:00:27","slug":"i-might-bust-my-way-into-a-club-that-wouldnt-have-me-a-winning-primary-would-help-me-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=37810","title":{"rendered":"Winning the Republican primary would help me clean up the King&#8217;s shit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Post: <a href=\"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=37801\">I was not allowed in the Republican Precinct Caucus<\/a><br \/>\nNext Post: <a href=\"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=37819\">Political Correctness &#8211; Republican Style<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/55078134633_8fb75776db_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I think Groucho Marks said something like &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t join and club that would have me?&#8221; Ah! Chatgpt just confirmed that I&#8217;m close.<\/p>\n<p>So, last night when the chair of the local GOP made sure I didn&#8217;t get to sit through the precinct caucus she may not have known that keeping me out was one of the worst mistakes she could have made. Why this morning I asked Gemini to design a cartoon for me: This was my prompt:<\/p>\n<p>Draw a black and white cartoon of a dejected Abraham Lincoln at the entrance to a republican gathering with an angry sergeant of arms pointing his arm for Lincoln to go away.<\/p>\n<p>I was so pleased with the response. However, it listed today&#8217;s date on the meeting and it used the word gathering where you see Purge. I asked it to change those two items and it did. It now correctly reports the precinct caucus date yesterday as the official renunciation of that goddamned liberal bleeding heart Lincoln.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, two days ago I decided it was time to finish Jon Meacham&#8217;s Pulitzer winning history of Donald Trump&#8217;s favorite President the slave owning, Indian gulaging Andy Jackson. Its titled American Lion. I was glad I did. I read Jackson&#8217;s second inaugural address and its many uses of the word &#8220;liberal&#8221; as a superlative to be imitated in politics. Ef you Rush Limbaugh which ever side of &#8220;Feminazi&#8221; Hell you landed.<\/p>\n<p>Art Johnston my one time ally and ungrateful recipient of a lot of my money to defend himself from the School Board in court was particularly incensed to see me at the caucuses after I called Republicans &#8220;turds.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t particularly remember having done that but when I put &#8220;turd&#8221; in the search engine of this blog I discovered I&#8217;d used the word in several posts. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/King-Trump-AI-Video-Bombing-Protestors.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I use the French word for turds, &#8220;merde&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=37411\">in the post<\/a> where I display this series of Trump posted images of him dropping giant turds on No King&#8217;s protesters. <\/p>\n<p>Winning a Republican primary would help me clean up this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Post: I was not allowed in the Republican Precinct Caucus Next Post: Political Correctness &#8211; Republican Style I think Groucho Marks said something&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,75,127,168],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37810"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37810"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37822,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37810\/revisions\/37822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}