{"id":34628,"date":"2024-01-29T11:29:51","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T16:29:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=34628"},"modified":"2024-01-29T11:33:39","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T16:33:39","slug":"smile-emoji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=34628","title":{"rendered":"Smile emoji"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I have begun posting on my blog again my french pen pal has returned to it to improve her english despite my often poor and hasty proof reading.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=34614\">She sent me my own words from this old Not Eudora column<\/a> about my lack of enthusiasm for returning to the School Board in 2004 when I filed for reelection in a huff over all the East Hockey Dad&#8217;s threatening my election because I didn&#8217;t think crapping on kids on the back benches was all that cool no matter if East collected lots of State Hockey Championship berths.<\/p>\n<p>Little did I know that my replacement would prove to be as nasty to people attending School Board meetings as he accused my school board of being to him&#8230;&#8230;nastier in fact.<\/p>\n<p>This is in the column.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I visit two civics classes at East High. I tell the students I\u2019m not sure I really want to stay on the school board. In one class I notice a globe suspended from the ceiling. I ask if anyone knows the story of Hercules and Atlas, who held the world on his shoulders. I pull the teacher\u2019s stool over under the globe climb up on it and place myself under the globe. I tell the class that, like Atlas, I\u2019m tired of having itchy trees growing up through my toes and not being able to scratch them. I tell them that Tom Hustad, my challenger, could be my Hercules. In the myth Atlas asks Hercules to hold up the earth for a few minutes while he scratches his toes. Hercules obliges but discovers that Atlas is in no great hurry to resume his burden.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All she did was send a smile emoji. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I have begun posting on my blog again my french pen pal has returned to it to improve her english despite my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34628"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34631,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34628\/revisions\/34631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}