{"id":31451,"date":"2020-07-09T12:09:06","date_gmt":"2020-07-09T17:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=31451"},"modified":"2020-07-16T11:18:46","modified_gmt":"2020-07-16T16:18:46","slug":"why-be-stoopid-and-take-your-sats-when-you-can-buy-a-better-test-taker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=31451","title":{"rendered":"Why be stoopid and take your SATS when you can buy a better test taker?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smart-news\/siberian-wildfires-cause-record-pollution-send-smoke-us-180975275\/\">its Siberia<\/a> that&#8217;s gushing green house gasses into the atmosphere. But why should we believe the scientists at the Smithsonian magazine when we have a dork, who hired a smart kid to take his SAT&#8217;s to get into college, to tell us he  will withold money from schools that choose the lives of their students over opening in September.<\/p>\n<p>Education, knowledge, the lives of our children! Tosh. That&#8217;s nothing compared to the importance of reelecting Donald Trump! He makes white men without college degrees feel better about themselves. They can tell their president is dumber than they are. I guess that makes them feel better. <\/p>\n<p>And that goes for his little dog, Pete Stauber, too.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5K7sa7EeUGc\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you feel the same way I do about Trumplicans help me spread the message on Facebook with a donation.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/donate.fundhero.io\/welty4congress\">https:\/\/donate.fundhero.io\/welty4congress<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now its Siberia that&#8217;s gushing green house gasses into the atmosphere. But why should we believe the scientists at the Smithsonian magazine when we&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,29,31,133,127],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31451"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31538,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31451\/revisions\/31538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}