{"id":28960,"date":"2019-10-15T14:18:56","date_gmt":"2019-10-15T19:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=28960"},"modified":"2019-10-15T14:28:59","modified_gmt":"2019-10-15T19:28:59","slug":"some-people-will-do-anything-to-win-the-sympathy-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=28960","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Some people will do anything to win the sympathy vote.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That was the first thing I told Alanna Oswald this morning when I walked into her busy room in St. Luke&#8217;s ICU. Unbeknownst to me last Tuesday, when I noticed she was missing from the School Board&#8217;s Business Committee meeting, she was a day away from death&#8217;s door shaking in her bed from what she thought was a concussion. She was wrong. She was in a state of toxic shock from a runaway infection.<\/p>\n<p>The next evening, the day before I left for my fiftieth High School reunion in Mankato, she rallied enough to send me a text that she had just had half of St. Luke&#8217;s emergency staff vacuuming out the poisons in her system which would cost her more than a pound of flesh. She had not yet turned a corner that she let me know might finish her off. Not believing what she told me I asked if she would like me to visit her the next morning on my  way out of town. She said yes. I called into the emergency room at a quarter to ten on Thursday and was told she was being attended to and to wait for fifteen minutes and call back. I got an hour of French practice in the waiting room between calls to see if the staff was finished fussing with her. I gave up the ghost the last time I was told it might be another twenty minutes.  I stopped an hour out of town to see if she had responded to my text apology before leaving St. Lukes. She had. And her wry wit was fully in tact.<\/p>\n<p>So today, after another bout of texting last night, she told me to come and visit. I got more gruesome details than I probably needed to know but all with the joking soldierly banter of someone at a dressing station having a shrapnel filled arm amputated. Alanna is a pretty jolly fatalist and she at least still had all appendages. She has been told she will be hospitalized for another seven days. She said she was going for a record ICU stay. She will not be at tonight&#8217;s school board meeting.<\/p>\n<p>I told Alanna about our candidate&#8217;s East High School PTA meeting last night where UMD&#8217;s Mary Owen came and read a short statement. It to was full of good humor. Although no one was able to speak for Alanna her absence was more eloquent than any of the candidate&#8217;s answering questions. <\/p>\n<p>It was a small crowd of nineteen according to someone reporting back to Alanna. I hadn&#8217;t counted attendance in the Media Center and because everyone was spread out I had guessed the number to be double that. In any event, the three remaining candidates were peppered with a steady stream of questions. Judy Seliga Punyko, who knows something about the Board, sent in a question asking the candidates to tell what they had done for the School Board. I was the last candidate to answer so, as the others spoke, I made up a list of a dozen things I had done. I was only able to get through a third of the list in my minute and half response time. Rosie Loeffler Kemp was present too as her former campaign chair, John Schwetman, raced through his answer like a Ronco popeil knife seller at the state fair. He had helped support previous levy campaigns and had kids in the schools. <\/p>\n<p>I was first up in the two minute summation department and with my Symphony Chorus rehearsal five minutes off I stood up and explained my hurry to leave along with parting thoughts. I got unexpected applause as I left the Library. Maybe they were glad to see the back of me. At least that&#8217;s the sort of thing I rattled off to Alanna today during my visit. I just wanted to keep it light. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That was the first thing I told Alanna Oswald this morning when I walked into her busy room in St. Luke&#8217;s ICU. 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