{"id":2717,"date":"2009-10-30T23:43:48","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T04:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2717"},"modified":"2009-10-30T23:43:48","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T04:43:48","slug":"my-retirement-gift-to-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2717","title":{"rendered":"My retirement gift to my wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Preoccupied with last minute election details and a complicated short sale of family property I<br \/>\nwas late getting to my wife&#8217;s little retirement get together after 30 plus years. A hundred familiar old faces showed up. I was in grubby jeans and a windbreaker.<\/p>\n<p>One old employee and his wife drove three hundred miles to come. He had been hired by my wife when he was in his fifties and never thought he&#8217;d work again. I know my wife has been a shoulder to cry on and a sympathetic ear for many people and her empathy didn&#8217;t prevent her from rising to the top of the corporation. The people who saw her off were genuine in expressing their regret at seeing her leave. I was good for a few laughs and helped her a little with the ongoing process of emptying her office afterward.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, to give me a better night&#8217;s sleep, she took her stubborn cough to the room overlooking fourth street. She&#8217;s a light sleeper so it will be a miracle if she gets a good night&#8217;s shut eye. It will be a moderate Friday night with lots of college students strolling by speaking with the aid of liquid lubrication.<\/p>\n<p>As I plunked away at some email a husky voice yelled out of his car in the direction of my wife. &#8220;Ef u Harry Welty u rotten piece of shit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One of the more frequent jokes at my expense at the noon celebration revolved around the increased supervision I would be under now that someone will be around to keep tabs of me. Depending on how its told it can be a very funny joke. Its not easy to be married to someone who is a such stickler for doing things the right way. Its not easy being my wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Preoccupied with last minute election details and a complicated short sale of family property I was late getting to my wife&#8217;s little retirement get&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}