{"id":2451,"date":"2009-07-30T05:18:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T10:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2451"},"modified":"2009-07-30T05:40:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T10:40:30","slug":"a-new-mug-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2451","title":{"rendered":"A new mug shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday after I sent in my rejoinder to Dr. Doty the Budgeteer&#8217;s editor Jana Peterson mentioned that if I had a different portrait shot I could send it to her otherwise they could use the one they have on record for me. I wrote back that I&#8217;d been advised that their current mug shot made me look villainous.<\/p>\n<p>Jana kindly replied that she thought that was an overstatement but admitted it did make me look like I had a little &#8220;attitude.&#8221; She offered to take a new picture of me but when I called her office I was told she and her photographer had just rushed out the door when a report cam in that the Hells Angles were mixing it up at the Casino a few blocks to the east. I joked with the secretary that I hoped Jana was wearing a flack jacket. I added that Jana could call me on my cell if she returned soon because I was headed out to buy some remedies at the pharmacy for my poor ailing Tan Man. I got the call back from Jana while I was looking for acidophilus pills and promptly zipped over to get a new face.<\/p>\n<p>When I got downtown Jana told me that the report was a bust. A bicyclist had  been hit by a car and by the time she was there everything had settled down. The report of the streets being blocked had put some-one&#8217;s imagination into overdrive because of all the hyping the Hell&#8217;s Angles big party has gotten lately. I got a laugh out of her when I said I was a little surprised to hear that the Angels had been mixing it up with the Casino&#8217;s senior clientele.<\/p>\n<p>Jana is a pretty sober person and I think its fair to say she initially regarded Red Plan opponents as bitter enders. <em>&#8220;Those ink wells were good enough for me and besides I liked dipping girls pig tails into them.&#8221; <\/em>Over time I&#8217;ve come to value her fair mindedness as much as I&#8217;ve come to disdain one of her columnists self righteous petty mindedness. She joked that she thought my old mug shot made me look like a tough minded professor. Yeah, the sort who would give a student a failing grade for turning in a paper with a missing punctuation mark.<\/p>\n<p> she took a couple quick informal pictures out on the street. They weren&#8217;t great but at least I was smiling. That&#8217;s much more consonant with how I feel at the moment. I may be in the trenches but I&#8217;ve got a lot of good George M. Cohen tunes to sing. I&#8217;m a Yankee Doodle Dandy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday after I sent in my rejoinder to Dr. Doty the Budgeteer&#8217;s editor Jana Peterson mentioned that if I had a different portrait shot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}