{"id":24062,"date":"2017-12-28T12:47:31","date_gmt":"2017-12-28T17:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=24062"},"modified":"2017-12-28T12:49:04","modified_gmt":"2017-12-28T17:49:04","slug":"yellow-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=24062","title":{"rendered":"Yellow Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4639\/39324845092_07bcd211f2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I peeked out of my window this morning to check on the Grinch I saw that he had turned a shade of familiar green. It was not of my doing.<\/p>\n<p>I had thought about giving the old coot some color early on but was so satisfied with his looks I decided he could keep the bleeched look. Someone else thought otherwise. Fortunately, they did a fine job of coloring Grinchy poo and Max&#8217;s scarf. I don&#8217;t encourage others to improve my work at night but I can find little aesthetic fault in this nocturnal change. However, it was not fully sufficient.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;d contemplated doing the same myself before abandoning the idea I knew that the Grinch&#8217;s yellow eyes would need attention. Well, when I found the frozen spray bottles of coloring agent I knew that since I couldn&#8217;t beat or undo the technicolor I would have to join in. Now the old Christmas thief has suitably sinister eyes &#8211; fit for the Oval Office if you ask me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4726\/39324851172_a7d6eea06f_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I peeked out of my window this morning to check on the Grinch I saw that he had turned a shade of familiar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24062"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24065,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24062\/revisions\/24065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}