{"id":2383,"date":"2009-07-14T11:31:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T16:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2009-07-14T11:31:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T16:31:04","slug":"dont-make-me-gag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2383","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t make me gag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry to make my readers sit on pins and needles while they await word about our work to secure a security bond. Hey, I&#8217;m sitting on them too. At least they are a bit smaller than they were Friday and yesterday. They started out like darning needles but they are down to the size an accupuncturist might use to cure a headache. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so busy I haven&#8217;t even had time to read today&#8217;s or yesterday&#8217;s Trib with big the stories about the Planning Commission meeting today and an editorial that suggests that the Ordean High School&#8217;s skeptics are a bunch of weeping, emotionally clueless ditzes.  <\/p>\n<p>Golly, maybe we are! We&#8217;re not at all like the cool, rational folks at the Trib &#8211; who have raked in God knows how much money from Dr. Dixon&#8217;s ads &#8211; and know which side their bread is buttered on &#8211; and can thus make perfectly sensible decisions to keep their bottom line from turning any REDDER than possible. I plead guilt to the charge of being an emotional softy. I just get a little choked up at the thought that our children will all have to attend S***hole High School. Sorry. I just can&#8217;t help myself trembling as I am in this emotional tizzy.<\/p>\n<p>Oops! That&#8217;s another nasty word I&#8217;ve posted on line for the whole world to read and that PG will tear his hair out over. Thank goodness I typed in the asterisks or I&#8217;d probably be reading about his having a heart attack in tomorrow&#8217;s Trib. That would be good for their bottom line. They like stories of mayhem and violence. They&#8217;re a lot easier to report.<\/p>\n<p>After lunch I&#8217;ll catch up on the papers and I might just have a thing or two to say about their recent content. Maybe I&#8217;ll even have word of our efforts to secure the bond&#8230;&#8230;.but remember&#8230;&#8230;my gang has me under a gag order.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry to make my readers sit on pins and needles while they await word about our work to secure a security bond. Hey, I&#8217;m&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-red-plan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}