{"id":23496,"date":"2017-10-21T13:20:09","date_gmt":"2017-10-21T18:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=23496"},"modified":"2017-10-21T13:44:46","modified_gmt":"2017-10-21T18:44:46","slug":"krivogorsky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=23496","title":{"rendered":"Krivogorsky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dana K has new cards and I&#8217;ve begun stuffing them into my <a href=\"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=23297\">fat little packet<\/a> for door to door distribution. They are long overdue because I have to keep correcting folks who call her &#8220;<em>Day<\/em> nah&#8221; thinking that <em>she<\/em> is a <strong>him<\/strong>. Her name is pronounced Donna in Slavic tongues, short for &#8220;Bogdana&#8221; (Boag-Donna), meaning &#8220;God&#8217;s Gift.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4510\/37804475332_09ca34061b_b.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I also like telling folks that if she were to introduce herself she would sound like a good no-nonsense, Russian armed with a Kalishnikov&#8230;..&#8221;let me see your papers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I quickly explain that she is a <strong>Ukrainian<\/strong> by birth and <em>not<\/em> a <em>Russian<\/em> and that she came to the US at 15 and never managed to shake her accent. For that I&#8217;m grateful and I frequently go into a little shtick telling them how I imagine her sitting next to me as my colleague demanding she be given the long withheld data Art and I have fruitlessly requested in her thick Slavic accent. <strong>&#8220;I vahnt to see da data and I vahnt to see it now!&#8221;<\/strong>  <\/p>\n<p>I tell voters about Dana&#8217;s Johns Hopkins education in science and how she&#8217;s good at math something our previous school boards were absent and which lead to the <a href=\"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=23407\">loss of 200 teachers in exchange<\/a> for half a billion in new buildings that previous Boards didn&#8217;t set aside any money to maintain.<\/p>\n<p>BTW &#8211; I crack Dana up every time I launch into my cheesy Russian accent. Damn it. I could use more colleagues on the Board with a hearty sense of humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dana K has new cards and I&#8217;ve begun stuffing them into my fat little packet for door to door distribution. They are long overdue&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2017-sch-b-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23496"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23509,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23496\/revisions\/23509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}