{"id":23418,"date":"2017-10-14T12:04:59","date_gmt":"2017-10-14T17:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=23418"},"modified":"2017-10-14T21:57:09","modified_gmt":"2017-10-15T02:57:09","slug":"lawnsign-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=23418","title":{"rendered":"Lawnsign Maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my least favorite political chores is picking up and replacing damaged and lost lawn signs. But at five bucks a pop and with a limited supply I knew I had to put some back up on 21st Ave east when I saw them badly abused along with their lawnsign partners, the Dana Krivogorsky signs. At the bottom of the hill I discovered that one midnight author had decided to amend my sign to, I guess, humiliate me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4507\/37661250942_6e552b2c40.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am indebted to the anonymous vandal who thinks a man should not stoop to &#8220;woman&#8217;s work.&#8221; I&#8217;ve put it in <em>my<\/em> front yard and from now on will put any other signs of mine which are defaced right next to it. As for being a dreaded <em>house husband<\/em>, its true that baby boom boys were raised to be &#8220;bread winners&#8221; but a couple bad breaks put me in the position to test whether I could walk the talk. The &#8220;talk&#8221; was my 45-year conviction that women and men are equals. Being an equal meant valuing the work of women with the respect it deserved and not looking down on traditional roles. I was at home most of the time that our children grew up and they didn&#8217;t turn out so badly &#8211; a daughter with a masters in Education and a son a year away from completing a Chemistry\/Physics doctorate at one of the nation&#8217;s top 20 universities in the field of science. <\/p>\n<p>Besides, had I not been a &#8220;house husband&#8221; I would never have begun the hobby that makes all Duluth smile every winter- snow sculpting. While I have not bragged about being a house husband I&#8217;ve not shied away from the label. The following admission is taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=17556\">a post last year<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Hillary\u2019s sins were often petty as for instance when she told reporters that she wanted to do more than bake cookies. As a <em>house husband myself<\/em> when she said this I was mortally wounded but I got over it.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I owe a debt of gratitude to the anti-feminist ridicule bestowed on me. That sign will help me win a much larger share of the house husband vote and, with the shaky economy of recent years, its probably enough to assure my reelection.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve now relocated the sign to my front yard. 40,000 drivers and passengers who pass by will see it every day until the election on November 7th.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4496\/23840757258_5f128b464f_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my least favorite political chores is picking up and replacing damaged and lost lawn signs. But at five bucks a pop and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129,90,47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23418"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23418"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23425,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23418\/revisions\/23425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}