{"id":22436,"date":"2017-07-19T15:25:06","date_gmt":"2017-07-19T20:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=22436"},"modified":"2017-08-24T07:38:59","modified_gmt":"2017-08-24T12:38:59","slug":"i-write-this-post-at-3-am-on-the-floor-in-a-book-club-friends-favorite-bathroom-in-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=22436","title":{"rendered":"I write this post at 3 AM on the floor in a book club friend&#8217;s favorite bathroom in China"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The timing is not surprising. I spent a 13 hour day mostly wide awake on a 787 (I think) flying in a great circle route within a couple hundred miles of the North Pole to get to Beijing. I crashed at what would have been about 4 AM back home. Biorhythmic adjustments will take a day or two. <\/p>\n<p>Claudia will sleep off and on till closer to a 6 AM hotel breakfast. In the meantime I am hoping my third visit to the loo won&#8217;t deprive her of the sleep she missed on the plane. Gosh darn old man plumbing but hallelujah for Japanese toilets. I recently heard a PBS reporter extolling their virtues. They put French bidets to shame. I will admit to being a tad unnerved at taking the throne and immediately hearing a heater preparing to make some water comfy for ablutions to be performed after mother nature&#8217;s call had been answered. And to think I was talking about pit toilets with someone who visited China 15 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>China&#8217;s America sized population plus a billion doesn&#8217;t all have such luxury but the very long drive past a great many megafrastructures from the airport to the Kerry Hotel did impress on me the great wealth of reborn China. After all the books we&#8217;ve waded through about it&#8217;s epic grandeur and humiliations I am pleased for the world. <\/p>\n<p>After realizing what a hassle it will be to type out blog posts on my cell phone because of its anti-Google and Facebook Wall the happier I am to live in good old bumptious USA. As I write this Chinese censors are busy removing any mention of Winnie the Pooh on the Internet. Their leader has been compared to him unfavorably. Meanwhile back stateside every late-night talk show host would be risking a firing squad if they found themselves transported here.<\/p>\n<p>We had time for dinner at the hotel and the realization that the massive study of English in China won&#8217;t guarantee easy fluency beyond Peking. We couldn&#8217;t even remember how to say &#8220;thank you&#8221; in Mandarin.<\/p>\n<p>I did reach the blog on Baidu (China&#8217;s much less fussy Google) after a hotel receptionist fiddled with my cell. Some messages are coming through on email probably because I never got round to using gmail. As for photos to the Internet or Facebook. That is all up in the air. Look for them here if I can work it out. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not a problem for the Chinese, all of whom are looking at their cells every minute of the day. Tough luck Google.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The timing is not surprising. I spent a 13 hour day mostly wide awake on a 787 (I think) flying in a great circle&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-china"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22436"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22735,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22436\/revisions\/22735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}