{"id":2014,"date":"2009-04-24T07:53:43","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T12:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2014"},"modified":"2009-04-24T07:55:31","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T12:55:31","slug":"records","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=2014","title":{"rendered":"Records &#038; dreck like this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, yeah, yeah. I broke another record yesterday. Just under 200 visitors. All four statistical categories were crushed.  But in my haste and enthusiasm I misreported the total visitors for the month. I&#8217;ve had over 3000 &#8220;visits&#8221; to Lincoln Democrat in April but only 623 different &#8220;visitors.&#8221; Since the beginning of the year I&#8217;ve had 2,745 different visitors including that fellow from Malaysia I mentioned earlier who together paid just under 13,000 visits. Golly, there are a lot of gluttons for punishment out there on the Internet!<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t be breaking any records today because I actually have some personal business to attend to so I won&#8217;t be doing much posting. Fresh stuff is what brings readers back. Besides, I wrote enough yesterday to cover a typical week. Dreary long posts too. I&#8217;ll be lucky if any of yesterday&#8217;s visitors ever dare return. Oh the lawyers probably will&#8230;&#8230;..looking for something to use against me in court, no doubt. They get paid to read dreck like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, yeah, yeah. I broke another record yesterday. Just under 200 visitors. All four statistical categories were crushed. But in my haste and enthusiasm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-red-plan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}