{"id":13588,"date":"2015-05-20T07:55:34","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T12:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=13588"},"modified":"2015-05-20T08:43:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T13:43:43","slug":"i-desperately-want-to-write-about-mowing-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=13588","title":{"rendered":"I desperately want to write about mowing my lawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s a joke. <\/p>\n<p>I mentioned at the beginning of today&#8217;s posts that I walked around dictating words or phrases into my cell phone for later reference. I did that a few days ago and it led to a long post requiring a much dreaded proof reading. Well, I don&#8217;t know how many of these terms I&#8217;ll use as the day progresses but here are last night&#8217;s batch of them:<\/p>\n<p>Hocking a loogie, Chest pounding, my 60% property tax appraisal increase which I was to busy fighting for Art to contest, bears in a cave, Max Senate comedies, &#8220;Me thinks the lady Mern Doth protest too much, Shyster and his pound of flesh, &#8220;what was that motion?&#8221; Paul Goossens, Jude Goossens, popcorn, impotence, laughing stock, poor kids story &#038; athletic fees, All Quiet on the Western Front, possibility of Judge Davis awarding Art $60,000 for the Board&#8217;s bad faith?, walk along the Lake walk, my daughter&#8217;s baptism, the plane crash, the christening dress, months afterwards remembering every detail in chronological order, Summary of my first two years on the School Board including 1st 3 months, Mike no more red plan, Judy&#8217;s PSTD ETC., the epilogue\/de\u00c2\u00b7noue\u00c2\u00b7ment of the Board&#8217;s year long assault on Art Johnston. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s a joke. I mentioned at the beginning of today&#8217;s posts that I walked around dictating words or phrases into my cell phone for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[119,47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13588"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13588"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13614,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13588\/revisions\/13614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}