{"id":11982,"date":"2014-10-23T22:10:26","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T03:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=11982"},"modified":"2014-10-23T22:10:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-24T03:10:26","slug":"jabba-the-hutt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=11982","title":{"rendered":"Jabba the Hutt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like I was saying yesterday I planned to visit Mom and write a post and build a Halloween car costume. Somehow the blog post got lost. <\/p>\n<p>Actually I had two long district related phone calls so that by the time I got to my Mom&#8217;s it was almost lunch. She was asleep so I put more hershey&#8217;s kisses in her candy dish for visitors (workers) and headed home. It was blog &#8211; Jabba, blog &#8211; Jabba all the way home. Jabba won. I spent the day building the skull and frame for Jabba the Hutt&#8217;s head. It was four feet wide, three feet thick and tall but faceless when I finished. <\/p>\n<p>If you missed that post, which I intend to write tomorrow (remembering the pavement on the road to hell) I&#8217;ll blame last winter&#8217;s weather. I don&#8217;t quite know what possessed me to work on a Jabba the Hutt but I have always felt like I shortchanged my inner artists last winter. All that snow and so little sculpting. Too damn cold. So maybe its my inner creative impulse at work.<\/p>\n<p>If so, its not exactly being gratified. The blog post in question went by the boards today as well. I visited my Mom this morning and sang and also recited the Presidents in order telling her the story of her father doing it when I was a kid. I sang too but the afternoon back home it was all Jabba the Hutt. I wish. I know how to sculpt snow. I don&#8217;t know how to put a face on a cardboard egg with burlap, a hot glue gun and Styrofoam. <\/p>\n<p>If you want to bring some youngsters to Glen Avon&#8217;s for  &#8220;Trunk or Treat&#8221; to see how badly I muffed it there will be a dozen decorated cars handing out treats next Sunday from 3 to 5PM. Its in the parking lot on Lewis Street just off of Woodland. <\/p>\n<p>I also left two urgent emails and one phone call unresponded to along with that blog post. I only wrote this so that I could get this pathetic excuse for abandoning my blogging duties off my mind for some much needed sleep. Once again I&#8217;m bushed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like I was saying yesterday I planned to visit Mom and write a post and build a Halloween car costume. Somehow the blog post&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11983,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11982\/revisions\/11983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}