{"id":10283,"date":"2013-10-28T11:19:16","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T16:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=10283"},"modified":"2013-10-28T11:19:16","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T16:19:16","slug":"this-just-in-my-cockroach-is-a-gnat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=10283","title":{"rendered":"This just in: My cockroach is a gnat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m almost sorry to admit this but I have it on the best of authority that the &#8220;cockroach&#8221; who is attempting to defame me with guilt by association is not the colosus JCI which I rather hoped it would turn out to be but instead a mere gnat. I don&#8217;t know who the gnat is and will not speculate further about the tiny winged creature.<\/p>\n<p>Even so, I still suspect JCI has been behind earlier attempts to defame me so I&#8217;ll keep the Cockroach thread alive even as I alter it to address this recent revelation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m almost sorry to admit this but I have it on the best of authority that the &#8220;cockroach&#8221; who is attempting to defame me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,102],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10284,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions\/10284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}