{"id":10227,"date":"2013-10-25T12:02:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T17:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=10227"},"modified":"2013-10-25T13:11:09","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T18:11:09","slug":"1092-visitors-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=10227","title":{"rendered":"Cockroaches Pt 1 &#8211; 1092 visitors yesterday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, golly. There were even more visitors to this blog yesterday than the day before. I hope they keep showing up because I&#8217;m on to something a lot bigger than my reported association with a person of questionable character. It&#8217;s such a big story that it will probably take me several days to write it out so that I am not at risk of being sued for slander.<\/p>\n<p>I just love skating on thin ice even if Claudia worries that I could cost her the pension plan she has earned. I can&#8217;t help but wonder if the nothing burger scandal some anonymous sources are trying to manufacture about me might not be connected to this much bigger story. <\/p>\n<p>As per usual I will take my own sweet discursive time outlining the story. I&#8217;ve got to keep my readers on the edge of their seats so that they keep coming back for a punch line. This one may be worth $40 million to someone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, golly. There were even more visitors to this blog yesterday than the day before. I hope they keep showing up because I&#8217;m on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106,102,80],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10227"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10247,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10227\/revisions\/10247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}