{"id":10154,"date":"2013-10-19T20:54:09","date_gmt":"2013-10-20T01:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=10154"},"modified":"2013-10-19T21:17:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-20T02:17:47","slug":"lawnsign-stories-10-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/?p=10154","title":{"rendered":"Lawnsign stories &#8211; 10-19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ended up knocking on doors for five and a half hours today far more than I&#8217;d meant to. I managed to finish connecting Grand Avenue from beginning to end. I wasn&#8217;t in any great hurry. I did some door knocking in what turned out to be David Bolgrien&#8217;s neighborhood. That was gratifying because David had dismissed my Denfeld lawnsigns as being in vacant lots. Not any more. I own Grand Avenue. <\/p>\n<p>I was happy to have many long conversations with folks at their door. Of perhaps 400 doors where serious conversations ensued I&#8217;ve only had half a dozen, if that greet me and give off negative vibrations. I got one today for the wrong reason.<\/p>\n<p>I began my patter as per usual saying that when I was on the School Board we had some of the smallest classes in Minnesota. I may not have added that this was eight years ago or the woman at the door may not have heard me past &#8220;smallest classes.&#8221; I then went ironic and said that our school board had recently fixed things&#8230;.. and that is the point the woman exploded. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;fixed things?&#8221; she asked, &#8220;Smallest classes?&#8221; she asked again. &#8220;I have seven teachers in my family and they have up to 37 kids in their classrooms.&#8221; As I was groping to assure her she had misunderstood me she eyed by lawnsigns below her steps and said &#8220;&#8230;and I don&#8217;t want a lawnsign.&#8221; I attempted to give her my handout which would have explained my position but she closed the door on me with a curt, &#8220;thank you for stopping by.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>It was the fastest filleting I&#8217;ve had in all  my life. I knocked on a few more doors before returning to stuff one of my unwanted flyers back in her door with a hand written message. &#8220;You misunderstood me,&#8221; and a circle to my flyer&#8217;s greeting, &#8220;I&#8217;m angry.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Some people are very literal and irony is lost on them. I hope I didn&#8217;t just cost myself eight votes.<\/p>\n<p>I spent close to an hour at another door belonging to a teacher who taught my daughter. This teacher and spouse asked a great many questions and the hour was well spent since most teachers have been afraid to talk to me lately. I ended up putting a lawnsign in the yard after giving every possible excuse to the teacher for not putting it up lest his\/her colleagues find fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ended up knocking on doors for five and a half hours today far more than I&#8217;d meant to. I managed to finish connecting&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2013-duluth-sb-election","category-harrys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10154"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10164,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10154\/revisions\/10164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lincolndemocrat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}