What’s the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

When I was a College Republican smoking grass with a future Congressman I had this brief exchange with one of the CR top bannanas:

Said he: “I love cocaine.”

Then he added: “But I’m glad its illegal.”

To which I replied: “You just want to keep it illegal because you know you won’t spend time in jail for using it!’

“You’re right.” he said perhaps a little surprised with himself.

Which brings me to this great observation about the South’s Obama hating, Red neck, pot smokers.

Read to the end to find the difference.

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