… Baby New Year’s border wall ended tragically for Baby New Year.
It is not clear if his decapitation was committed by haters of baby New Year or sympathizers who wanted to put him out of his hypothermic misery. He was not well dressed for a Minnesota winter.
The official source for all the blather of the eccentric Harry Welty – Duluth School Board member, off and on, since 1995. He does his best to live up to Mark Twain's assessment: "First God created the idiot. That was for practice. Then he invented the School Board."